
Framed Gifts
If you’re looking for something totally unique to give a loved one for a special occasion, then you may have just found what you are looking for. Whether for a birthday or anniversary or maybe a present for Christmas or Mother’s/Father’s Day, the process starts by me sending out a questionnaire asking all about the person/people the poem is for and your relationship with them. Questions such as your earliest memory of them, things you love most about them, times you’ve been there for another, etc. and through your answers I put them all into a touching and humorous poem. The poem will be totally unique to you as I work to no template, and I use only the answers you provide through the questionnaire. Once completed we will discuss and if any suggestions of tweaks or amendments are requested then that’s absolutely fine and all part of the service.
Also available are private commissions for occasions such as retirements and funeral eulogies.
Prices for just the poem (to be e-mailed or posted)
Up to 24 lines £125.00
Up to 40 lines £165.00
Up to 60 lines £195.00
Up to 80 lines £225.00
Up to 100 lines £255.00
Others available on request
NB: ‘Quick turnaround’ commissions may encounter an additional charge depending on time of year and demand.
Framing
I also offer a framing service which can incorporate a photo or two which makes for a lovely gift.
Option 1
Total size | 65 x 26cm per frame |
Materials: | Composite wood with glass front |
Price: | £45 which includes the frame, printing and postage with extensive packaging |
The example shown has 40 lines of poetry with 1 photo.
However, for my popular longer compositions, you can use 2 frames thus allowing for 4 extra verses and 1 extra photo at an added cost of just £20.

Option 2
Total size: | 43 x 26cm per frame |
Materials: | Composite wood with glass front |
Price: | £30 includes the frame, printing, postage with extensive packaging |
£15 for any additional frames required (inc.p+p)
(N.B. Example shown is a total cost of £60 for the frames inc.p+p)
Lots of flexibility with this option and ideal for adding multiple photos. Each frame can accommodate compositions of up to 30 lines (no photos). The example shown has 3 frames and would accommodate 60 lines of poetry with 3 photos (standard 15 x 10cm landscape). You can order as many frames as you want and add numerous pictures to make a fantastic display.

Kevin did an amazing job on a poem for my father’s funeral. He immediately understood exactly what I needed and got the tone exactly right. He fitted in all of the key features that meant so much to me. When reviewing the poem he really made sure I was completely happy with it and took into account any edits I had.
Kevin is a really empathetic and kind person, I felt completely assured he would do his upmost to do his best. Which he did. The poem itself was incredible and got some many compliments. He really has a talent.